bl-eehh:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

richarcl:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as my soul

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care