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7770 ♥ / 18 May, 2013

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

91035 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
247016 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
2154 ♥ / 17 May, 2013

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

249882 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
red-bloody-tears:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen. 

I want one
29165 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lunchtrae:
me
36284 ♥ / 17 May, 2013

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

76381 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
157418 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head
35765 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
100719 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
thatfunnyblog:

 

Mythbusters in a nutshell
115832 ♥ / 17 May, 2013
177343 ♥ / 17 May, 2013

articpolar:

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

32852 ♥ / 16 May, 2013
thatfunnyblog:


When I think about being a dad one day, these are the types of things I worry about.

Funny Stuff you like?
56552 ♥ / 16 May, 2013
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